To: Cc: [SI- Employees][SHIELD- Employees]
Subject: “Sexual Sunday”
To recipient who it may concern,
Despite what you may have heard from an anonymous suggestion (I am looking at you, Anthony Stark) “Sexual Sunday” is not an obligatory event.
In fact, anyone caught around the tower doing things to do with said event shall be suspended for the course of a day to a week. This, of course, depends on the offense.
Please, the next time Mr. Stark does something like this, don’t listen to him.
Stark Industries, CEO